Dalek Masterpiece Theatre: An Introduction

Let’s face it, nobody likes an alien invasion. Oh I know it all sounds very exciting, what with bloody Motherships appearing all over the place, people turning into zombies, David Tennant arriving at the last moment with his little screwdriver at the ready and making stuff explode….

But have you stopped to ask who’s going to clean up afterwards? It’s not all cute wrinkly little creatures looking for pay phones, or Zaphod Whateverhisnamewas asleep on your sofa with a hangover believe me.

Get involved with your average alien invasion and the next thing you know you’ve got some bloke with too many noses turning up on your doorstep with a ray gun. And that can really put a dent in your social plans.